Thursday, October 8, 2009

My Past Blog

So I had a blog previous to this one that I had on my own. And I wanted to delete that one and start all over so Kyle and I could have a blog together!! :) So here are the couple posts that I did:

Sept. 3rd 2009
It's amazing to look back and see how fast time has gone. It almost feels like it was just January and Kyle and I started dating, how weird huh? But now it is September, Kyle and I are married and are moved into our apartment in Provo. He's going to school while both of us are searching for jobs....we are out in the real world now, paying our rent, and food, etc...it is the beginning of a new life for both of us.

I think back to when I was young, always dreaming of the day that I would be married. Well it's that time now, and sometimes it is still hard to believe. But I never knew how happy you could feel and be. I didn't know exactly the feelings that would come with it. I figured that yeah, it'll be all fun and exciting. But no, I never expected to feel so happy because I'm with my best friend all the time and it is a blast!

Sunday Oct. 4th
Writer Unknown
Read Aloud For Best Effect!!!
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

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